Captain’s Log…no wait, sorry. My log, 7:40pm on August 20th
the year of 2014. I have been engaged in a one-sided losing argument with my
Iphone today. Guess which side I’m on? The first battle occurred this morning
when I attempted to look up something online and was repeatedly bounced out of
the google app. I chalked it up to early morning fatigue—iphones can be cranky
in the morning like the rest of us. I steadily realized upon arriving at work,
I was embroiled in a full on war with the iphone and it’s allies: poor indoor
cell reception and tucked-away corner cubicle. Booted out of apps, music,
podcasts…the onslaughts continued. In a last ditch effort, I offered a truce, a
treaty. What could I do to appease the Apple gods? Install an update requiring
at least 1 GB worth of space. Spoiler alert: I had approximately a 250 MB size
space on my iphone. With the new found knowledge that I must admit defeat and
submit to my electronic master, I underwent the task of deleting unneeded
photos and apps off my phone. Fastforward--many hours, two tv shows, one pb
& J sandwich, and a beer later—I have managed to increase the available
space up to 507 MB. This of course left me disheartened, halfway there but not
far enough. What could possibly require 1 GB worth of space? If this update
does anything short of performing miracles, I will be quite upset. I aim to
complete my mighty quest, with 1 GB my prize along with whatever riches this
update may hold. Wish me luck folks, I
go forth to further unleash my power of deletion. This iphone will assimilate or
be deleted…delete…del..I mean, bring on that update!
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